Perhaps the most misleading back-of-the-book synopsis I’ve ever read was that for Stephen King’s Insomnia.  I can’t find the one on my copy online so I assume there are other editions with something far more accurate, but it described something about the townsfolk turning into demons and stuff when it’s actually an interesting adventure novel about an unlikely hero.  I got through all apparently-800-pages of it without feeling like it dragged, though I was kind of disappointed it was just a tie-in to The Dark Tower, which I hadn’t read at the time.

In other news, it’s 5:30 in the morning and I’m too out of it to hate anything so now I understand what drives people to club all night because I can feel that dissociation from all that baggage and I’m not even sleepy so bring on the beat because I am going to hate tomorrow.